Monday, March 01, 2010

My Oscar Picks for 2010

BEST MOTION PICTURE
My Predicted Winner - The Hurt Locker (Summit Entertainment)
My Alternate - Avatar (20th Century Fox)

BEST DIRECTING
My Predicted Winner - Katheryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker

BEST ACTOR
My Predicted Winner - Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
My Alternate - Colin Firth, A Single Man

BEST ACTRESS
My Predicted Winner - Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
My Alternate - Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

SUPPORTING ACTOR
My Predicted Winner - Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
My Predicted Winner - Mo’Nique, Precious

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
My Predicted Winner -Up in the Air
My Alternate - Precious

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
My Predicted Winner - The Hurt Locker
My Alternate - Inglourious Basterds

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
My Predicted Winner - Up

ART DIRECTION
My Predicted Winner - Avayar
My Alternate - The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

CINEMATOGRAPHY
My Predicted Winner - The Hurt Locker
My Alternate - Avatar

FILM EDITING
My Predicted Winner - The Hurt Locker
My Alternate - Avatar

COSTUME
My Predicted Winner - The Young Victoria

MAKEUP
My Predicted Winner - Star Trek
My Alternate - The Young Victoria

ORIGINAL SCORE
My Predicted Winner - Up
My Alternate - The Hurt Locker

ORIGINAL SONG
My Predicted Winner - Crazy Heart

SOUND MIXING
My Predicted Winner - Avatar


SOUND EDITING
My Predicted Winner - Avatar
My Alternate - The Hurt Locker

VISUAL EFFECTS
My Predicted Winner - Avatar

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
My Predicted Winner – The White Ribbon
My Alternate – A Prophet

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
My Predicted Winner - The Cove
My Alternate - Food, Inc.

DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT
My Predicted Winner - The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM
My Predicted Winner - Miracle Fish

BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM
My Predicted Winner - A Matter of Loaf and Death

Monday, September 14, 2009

Movie Shorts

Short Films that became Full length Films

9. If you plan to go to the film then watch the short after the film. It contains spoilers.

9

District 9
This one adds to the film.

District 9









Friday, September 04, 2009

Summer Movies

It has been a long time since either of us have posted. I will take the responsibility for that. I have become weary of movies or rather I have been worn down by the mediocrity of what passes for a movie. I am so tired of walking out of the darkness and being completely unmoved by a film. I want to dance the dance of idiots because I thought the film was great or I want to do the stomp of a curmudgeon because the movie was horrible. I want to be moved either high or low by a film.

The summer was not all bad:

Julie and Julia


There was no way that I was going to go to yet another Nora Ephron movie. I swear that she speaks in "code" that no man can truly understand. She trades on all that I despise about the difference in men and women. NO MORE EPHRON FILMS EVER was my creed. So what was I doing in Julie and Julia? Well it is because my pal, my friend, Dolly doesn't like horror movies so Dolly and the lovely wife picked. Did I have a good time? Yes but I left the film hungry as will everyone else. Meryl Streep has gotten better as an actress and while I didn't completely lose myself in her Julia, I did find myself rejoicing in the obvious delight of the performance. Streep and Tucci are one of the most believable couples on screen. I delighted that a film could show that a couple can remain completely and totally in love for a lifetime. Amy Adams was sweet and charming. This is the first thing that I have liked her in. UGH! This review sounds almost like I am channeling my inner "chik". I think I will go eat some butter.

District 9


This is perhaps the best movie of the summer. One of the best sci-fi mainstream movies in a long while. I thought that perhaps P. Jackson was going to be safe as a producer but instead he produced this. A movie in the tradition of all great sci-fi movies. One that shows the human condition through a fun romp. There are all kinds of political connections that one can make about this movie. I will leave that to the viewer. It is at times a creepy sci-fi film and at other perhaps the most macho (but with brains) film of the season. I look forward to seeing what Blomkamp will do. I hope he stays in this tradition and show that genre movies have both brains and heart as well as cojones. I realize that I am vague but let us say it is in the tradition of "Night of the Living Dead" and the original "War of the Worlds". Bravo

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Watchmen.. to see or not to see... now there is the rub

...oh what to do? Should I go and see Watchmen or not? I am sure that it will be a travesty of one of my favorite books. The movie will be Watchmen lite or Watchmen distilled down to it's simplest core for all the stupid people in the world. Books rarely make good movies especially ones as complex as Moore's Watchmen. I know that if looks fantastic with pulls straight from Gibbon's art but looks are not everything. Frak! I am sure the lovely wife wants to go. She has been trying to get through the book.

There is a whole list of movies that I take great pride in not seeing and for having valid reasons for not seeing them. Topgun, Scarface, ..... If I think a movie is going to suck or I think it is going to frak up the source material then don't I have a ethical obligation to skip it (check other post for my concept on source materials). Will Watchman join those movies that I have gladly skipped? Will it join those movies that I saw and hated (or at least dislike) although everyone else seemed to like them? Will it join those movies that I saw and thought were okay but nothing else (Forrest Gump anyone?)? or will I be spitting venom because I saw it and just F@@@ing hated it.

I was all ready to go see Watchmen the movie until I saw the preview where the director says "It is realley a simple story". What? Did he read the book or just look at the pretty pictures.

Hollywood's motto "Distill everything to it's easiest and simplest point"! McBeth is just a story of manic depression. Patton is just a story about mania. Ugh......... Does everything has to be a reduction of intellect?

Friday, February 13, 2009

2008 was a shity year

Well, for me it was.
Of the 34 films nominated for an Oscar this year I've only seen 15 of them.
13 of them were never shown on any movie screen within a 100 mile radius of where I live, probably longer, since the next biggest city is over 2 hours away.
This is the first time in a very long time that I have not seen all or most the Best Picture nominees at the theatre before The Oscars. But alas my weekends of late have been filled with other obligations. When was I going to get the the theatre at 10:30 at night to see 'The Reader' for it's only showing before it left?
Films like 'Milk,' 'Frost/Nixon,' and 'The Reader' did not show for more than two weeks. Sadly, it seems I have even less time to sit at home to watch movies I rented on DVD.
Woeisme.
There has got to be a better way.
It seems someone I know is not interested in going to the movies as much any more.
I may just have to watch them alone, I watch all my favorite TV shows alone, why not my movies as well.
nobody is reading this stuff anyway, but me, so what the hell ...

My Final Picks

BEST MOTION PICTURE
My Predicted Winner
Slumdog Millionaire
My Alternate
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

BEST DIRECTING
My Predicted Winner
Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire
My Alternate
David Fincher – The Curious Case of Benjamin Buton

BEST ACTOR
My Predicted Winner
Sean Penn – Milk
My Alternate
Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler

BEST ACTRESS
My Predicted Winner
Kate Winslet – The Reader
My Alternate
Meryl Streep – Doubt

SUPPORTING ACTOR
My Predicted Winner
Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
My Predicted Winner
Viola Davis – Doubt
My Alternate
Penelope Cruz – Vicky Cristina Barcelona

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
My Predicted Winner
Slumdog Millionaire
My Alternate
The Reader

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
My Predicted Winner
Milk
My Alternate
Wall*E

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
My Predicted Winner
Wall*E

CINEMATOGRAPHY
My Predicted Winner
Slumdog Millionaire
My Alternate
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

ART DIRECTION
My Predicted Winner
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
My Alternate
Changeling

FILM EDITING
My Predicted Winner
Slumdog Millionaire
My Alternate
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

COSTUME
My Predicted Winner
The Duchess
My Alternate
Revolutionary Road

MAKEUP
My Predicted Winner
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
My Alternate
Hellboy II

ORIGINAL SCORE
My Predicted Winner
Slumdog Millionaire
My Alternate
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

ORIGINAL SONG
My Predicted Winner
Slumdog Millionaire - Jai Ho
My Alternate
Wall*E – Down to Earth

SOUND MIXING
My Predicted Winner
Wall*E
My Alternate
The Dark Knight

SOUND EDITING
My Predicted Winner
Wall*E
My Alternate
The Dark Knight

VISUAL EFFECTS
My Predicted Winner
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
My Alternate
Iron Man

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
My Predicted Winner
Waltz with Bashir
My Alternate
The Class

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
My Predicted Winner
Man on Wire
My Alternate
Trouble the Water

DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT
My Predicted Winner
The Witness - From the Balcony of Room 306

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM
My Predicted Winner
Spielzeugland (Toyland)
My Alternate
Auf der Strecke (On the Line)

BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM
My Predicted Winner
Presto
My Alternate
La Maison en Petits Cubes

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

and the nominees are...

As of January 14…
BEST MOTION PICTURE
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight)
Milk (Focus Features)
The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.)
The Curious Case of … (Paramount Pics)
Frost/Nixon (Universal Pictures)
Alternate
Doubt (Miramax Films)
Gran Torino (Warner Bros.)

BEST DIRECTING
Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire
David Fincher – The Curious Case of …
Gus Van Sant – Milk
Christopher Nolan – The Dark Knight
Ron Howard – Frost/Nixon
Alternate
John Patrick Shanley – Doubt
Dark Horse
Jonathan Demme – Rachel Getting Married
Longshot
Clint Eastwood

BEST ACTOR
Sean Penn – Milk
Clint Eastwood – Gran Torino
Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler
Frank Langella – Frost/Nixon
Richard Jenkins – The Visitor
Alternate
Brad Pitt – The Curious Case of …
Dark Horse
Leonardo DiCaprio – Revolutionary Road

BEST ACTRESS
Kate Winslet – Revolutionary Road
Meryl Streep – Doubt
Anne Hathaway – Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie – Changeling
Melissa Leo – Frozen River
Alternate
Kristen Scott Thomas – I’ve Loved You So Long
Dark Horses
Sally Hawkins – Happy-Go-Lucky
Longshot
Michelle Williams – Wendy and Lucy

SUPPORTING ACTOR
Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight
Phillip Seymour Hoffman – Doubt
Dev Patel – Slumdog Millionarie
Josh Brolin – Milk
Robert Downey, Jr – Tropic Thunder
Alternate
Michael Sheen – Frost/Nixon
Dark Horse
Ralph Fiennes – The Reader

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Penelope Cruz – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Kate Winslet – The Reader
Viola Davis – Doubt
Marisa Tomei – The Wrestler
Taraji P. Henson – The Curious Case of …
Alternate
Amy Adams
Dark Horse
Rosemary DeWitt – Rachel Getting Married

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of … - Eric Roth
Doubt – John Patrick Stanley
Frost/Nixon – Peter Morgan
The Dark Knight
Alternate
The Reader – David Hare
Dark Horse
Revolutionary Road – Justin Haythe

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Most Likely
Milk
The Wrestler
Wall*E
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Rachel Getting Married
Alternate
The Visitor
Dark Horse
Happy-Go-Lucky
Longshot
Burn After Reading

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
Wall*E
Waltz with Bashir
Kung Fu Panda
Alternate
Doubt

CINEMATOGRAPHY
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of … - Claudio Miranda
The Dark Knight – Wally Pfister
Revolutionary Road – Roger Deakins
The Reader
Alternate
Australia
Dark Horse
Defiance – Eduardo Serra
Longshot
Changeling – Tom Stern

ART DIRECTION
The Curious Case of …
Hellboy II
Revolutionary Road
The Dark Knight
Australia
Alternate
The Reader
Milk
Dark Horse
Indiana Jones 4
Longshot
Synecdoche, New York
Changeling
The Fall

FILM EDITING
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of …
The Dark Knight
Frost/Nixon
Milk
Alternate
Indianan Jones 4
Dark Horse
Quantum of Solace
Longshot
Wall*E
COSTUME
The Curious Case of …
Revolutionary Road
The Duchess
Australia
The Reader
Alternate
Changeling
Dark Horse
Milk
Longshot
The Fall
The Other Bolyen Girl

MAKEUP
The Curious Case of …
Hellboy II
The Dark Knight
Alternate
Tropic Thunder
Dark Horse
The Reader
Longshot
Synecdoche, New York

ORIGINAL SCORE
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of …
The Dark Knight
Wall*E
Revolutionary Road
Alternate
Milk
Dark Horse
The Reader
Longshot
Changeling

ORIGINAL SONG
The Wrestler - The Wrestler
Wall*E – Down to Earth
Slumdog Millionaire - Jai Ho
Bolt - I Thought I Lost You
Gran Torino - Gran Torino
Alternate
Quantum of Solace - Another Way to Die
Dark Horse
Cadillac Records - Once in a Lifetime
Hamlet 2 - Rock Me Sexy Jesus
Longshot
High School Musical 3: Senior Year - A Night to Remember

SOUND MIXING
Wall*E
Iron Man
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II
Indiana Jones 4
Alternate
The Curious Case of …
Dark Horse
Defiance
Longshot
Cloverfield

SOUND EDITING
Wall*E
The Dark Knight
Iron Man
Hancock
Indiana Jones 4
Alternate
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Dark Horse
Defiance
Longshot
Quantum of Solace

VISUAL EFFECTS
The Curious Case of …
Hellboy II
The Dark Knight
Alternate
Iron Man
Dark Horse
Australia
Longshot
Journey to the Center of the Earth
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
Man on Wire
Trouble the Water
Encounters at the End of the World
Pray the Devil Back to Hell
I.O.U.S.A
Alternate
The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)
Dark Horse
Standard Operating Procedure
Longshot
Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FEATURE
Waltz with Bashir
The Class
The Baader Meinhof Complex
3 Monkeys
Alternate
Departures
Dark Horse
Everlasting Moments
The Necessities of Life
Longshot
Revanche
Tear This Heart Out

Friday, January 09, 2009

..."biggest surprise of the year"...

I have to admit that I finally agree with the mystery quoted critics on the tv ads for Valkyrie. The ad states that it is the biggest surprise movie of the year and I completely agree. No. I actually do agree..... I was surprised that it didn't completely suck. It was a average movie going experience when I thought it was going to just completely suck. Too bad that it was being pointed out to be a great film for the year is actually just an average popcorn experience. Too bad for the movie going audience and for students of history both. Average...... Have all the Wolfgangs died and we are left with are the "Tonys"?

Mediocrity...how you have baffled us with your averageness. What a completely neutral and neutered muse you are! Alas.............................................................................................................................................................

Friday, January 02, 2009

As if things couldn't get worse

It just makes me so mad!
I've looked at Movie City News Awards Watch page where they have a scoreboard of Top Tens for 2008, and out of the top Ten of all 221 top ten lists, we've only seen 4 and one of those we had to travel over 300 miles to see.
Here's their list of complied top tens
1. Wall*E (we saw it here the week it came out)
2. The Dark Knight (seen here)
3. Slumdog Millionaire (not shown down here, and it won't be shown unless it gets a Best Picture Oscar Nomination)
4. Milk (has YET to open here, may not if it doesn't get a Best Picture Oscar Nom)
5. The Wrestler (has also yet to open here, and won't if Mickey doesn't get a Nom)
6. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (seen it)
7. Happy-Go-Lucky (not shown here, we won't be so lucky, I will never see it on a big screen)
8. Rachel Getting Married (dido)
9. Man on Wire (doc's don't show here)
10. Let the Right One In (Both Will and I are calling this THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR) we traveled to Austin for Thanksgiving and were glad to have something to see.

And to just to make me feel worse. . .
only 5 of the top 30 films have shown down here
7 of the top 40
10 of the top 50
24 of the top 100

and most sadly of all we've only seen 19 of the top 100 films on that list.

A dud of a year!

I can't remember when I've gone the the movies less. I hate the stupid movie-multi-plexes. Where we live, within a 15 mile radius, there are 3 multi-plexes with 44 screens showing only 14 movies. 14!
And that is the number one reason why we don't go to the movies that much anymore. Out of those 14 movies, we've only seen three, we only WANTED to see three. There were times this year where we didn't go to the movies because there was nothing to watch. Yes, our taste has gotten "pickier" but we would sometimes be willing to go to a film that we knew would dissapoint simply because we didn't have anything better to do. But, life and all things that seem to "happen", you know the unexpected stuff sometimes gets in the way. It had me depressed many times this year, sometimes more than the other stuff. Espeically when I use movies to forget the other stuff for awhile.

I hate living down here sometimes. It really sucks! Nothing happens.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Last Picks of the Year

BEST MOTION PICTURE
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight)
Milk (Focus Features)
The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.)
The Curious Case of … (Paramount Pics)
Frost/Nixon (Universal Pictures)
Doubt (Miramax Films)
Gran Torino (Warner Bros.)
The Wrestler (Fox Searchlight)
Rachel Getting Married

BEST DIRECTING
Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire
David Fincher – The Curious Case of …
Gus Van Sant – Milk
Ron Howard – Frost/Nixon
Christopher Nolan – The Dark Knight
Jonathan Demme – Rachel Getting Married
John Patrick Shanley – Doubt

BEST ACTOR
Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler
Sean Penn – Milk
Frank Langella – Frost/Nixon
Clint Eastwood – Gran Torino
Brad Pitt – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Richard Jenkins – The Visitor
Josh Brolin – W.
Leonardo DiCaprio – Revolutionary Road

BEST ACTRESS
Meryl Streep – Doubt
Kate Winslet – Revolutionary Road
Anne Hathaway – Rachel Getting Married
Kristen Scott Thomas – I’ve Loved You So Long
Angelina Jolie – Changeling
Sally Hawkins – Happy-Go-Lucky
Melissa Leo – Frozen River
Michelle Williams – Wendy and Lucy

SUPPORTING ACTOR
Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight
Phillip Seymour Hoffman – Doubt
Josh Brolin – Milk
Michael Sheen – Frost/Nixon
Robert Downey, Jr – Tropic Thunder
Dev Patel – Slumdog Millionarie
Eddie Marsan – Happy-Go-Lucky
James Franco – Milk
Bill Irwin – Rachel Getting Married
Ralph Fiennes – The Reader

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Penelope Cruz – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis – Doubt
Marisa Tomei – The Wrestler
Kate Winslet – The Reader
Taraji P. Henson – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Rosemary DeWitt – Rachel Getting Married
Vera Farmiga – Nothing But the Truth
Cate Blanchett – The Curious Case of …
Debra Winger – Rachel Getting Married
Elsa Zylberstein – I’ve Loved You So Long

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of … - Eric Roth
Doubt – John Patrick Stanley
Frost/Nixon – Peter Morgan
Revolutionary Road – Justin Haythe
The Reader – David Hare
The Dark Knight

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Milk
The Wrestler
Wall*E
Rachel Getting Married
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
The Visitor
Changeling
Happy-Go-Lucky
Frozen River
Nothing But the Truth
Che
I’ve Loved You So Long
Synecdoche, New York
Burn After Reading
Waltz with Bashir

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
Wall*E
Waltz with Bashir
Kung Fu Panda

Bolt
Horton Hears a Who
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

CINEMATOGRAPHY
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Revolutionary Road
Defiance
Australia
Changeling
The Happening
Blindness
The Fall

ART DIRECTION
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Hellboy II
Revolutionary Road
The Dark Knight
Australia
The Reader
Changeling
Indiana Jones 4
The Fall
Synecdoche, New York
Milk

FILM EDITING
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Frost/Nixon
Quantum of Solace
Milk
Indiana Jones 4
The Fall

COSTUME
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Revolutionary Road
The Duchess
Australia
The Reader
Changeling
Milk
The Fall

MAKEUP
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Hellboy II
The Chronicles of Narnia
Synecdoche, New York
Frost/Nixon
The Dark Knight
Milk

ORIGINAL SCORE
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Wall*E
Slumdog Millionaire
Revolutionary Road
The Happening
The Reader
Changeling
Blindness
Milk

ORIGINAL SONG
The Wrestler - The Wrestler
Wall*E – Down to Earth
Bolt - I Thought I Lost You
Cadillac Records - Once in a Lifetime
Slumdog Millionaire - Jai Ho
High School Musical 3: Senior Year - A Night to Remember
Forgetting Sarah Marshall – Dracula’s Lament
Gran Torino - Gran Torino
Hamlet 2 - Rock Me Sexy Jesus
Madagascar 2 - The Traveling Song
Quantum of Solace - Another Way to Die
Rachel Getting Married - Up to Our Nex
High School Musical 3: Senior Year - Can I Have This Dance
High School Musical 3: Senior Year - High School Musical

SOUND MIXING
Wall*E
Iron Man
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II
Indiana Jones 4
Defiance
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Cloverfield

SOUND EDITING
Wall*E
The Dark Knight
Iron Man
Hancock
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Indiana Jones 4
Quantum of Solace
Defiance
The Fall

VISUAL EFFECTS
The Chronicles of Narnia
Cloverfield
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II
Indiana Jones 4
Iron Man
Journey to the Center of the Earth
The Spiderwick Chronicles

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
Man on Wire
Trouble the Water
Encounters at the End of the World
Pray the Devil Back to Hell
I.O.U.S.A
At the Death House Door
The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)
Blessed Is the Match: The Life and Death of Hannah Senesh
Fuel
The Garden
Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts
In a Dream
Made in America
Standard Operating Procedure
They Killed Sister Dorothy

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FEATURE
The Class
Gomorrah
Waltz with Bashir
Everlasting Moments
Captain Abu Raed
Mermaid
The Baader Meinhof Complex
Tony Manero
Last Stop 174
Three Monkeys
O’Horten
The Blind Sunflowers
Jerusalema
Revanche
Lion’s Den

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Oscar short list for Doc Feature

“At the Death House Door”
“The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)”
“Blessed Is the Match: The Life and Death of Hannah Senesh”
“Encounters at the End of the World”
“Fuel”
“The Garden”
“Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts”
“I.O.U.S.A.”
“In a Dream”
“Made in America”
“Man on Wire”
“Pray the Devil Back to Hell”
“Standard Operating Procedure”
“They Killed Sister Dorothy”
“Trouble the Water”

I do like the list even though there are a few here that I didn't know anything about. I thought it was a weak year, but there are still a few of my favorites that are not here, like:
"Surfwise"
"Youny@Heart"
"Bigger, Stronger, Faster"
"Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired"
"Chicago 10"

I do think that nothing can touch "Man on Wire" that's a lock.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Updates

1. Still no Alamo Draft House in Edinburg but the land did go up for auction the other day. The ADH still plans to open there but I wouldn't hold your breath waiting.

2. I hate this time of year. No great movies open as everyone is waiting for next month. I can't seem to get all excited for anything playing. Glad I am not a critic. I was surprised by the lack of decent horror movies for Halloween. Are the studios just stupid. Luckily you can always catch up on your horror movie fill with AMC and TCM going all out for Halloween.

3. I reserve the right to punch you in the face if you answer you stupid cell phone during the movie. SHUT UP. Don't care about your life or troubles I am here to see the movie. Ditto for texting. I hate people that can not and will not shut up during a movie. Don't have a conversation during a movie with the guy next to you. Don't text. Don't answer your cell phone during a movie. Don't even check your cell phone during the movie. The light bothers everyone. Learn to shut the FRAK UP. Quiet. Did all you morons fail the silent game in gradeschool? Or all of you just emotionally and intellectually stunted? If this is the case then please wear your protective headgear so you will be protected when I punch you in the face. SHUT UP.

4. I am clearly beginning to think that the new Che bio pic is going to suck.



Friday, October 03, 2008

Movie Marque Mashups

Here's a Flash of Genius for How to Loose Friends and Alienate People, it's Blindness, which is needed to for Beverly Hills Chihuahua. What's on Nick & Nors's Infinite Playlist, An American Carol; but Appaloosa is Forever Stong.

I can't remember the last time, if ever that eight movies opened around here on the same day. Mind bottling.

It's about Oscar Time

This site is called Oscar in the Valley, and you know it should probably be called something else now but, I can't think of what right now.
Anyway, I have been keeping track of what films are in play or could be in contention for Oscar this year, in fact I actually have quite a list going back to late June. But now that fall has begun it's the season for award watching to offically begin, for those of us who may not have anything better to do.
So, here are my predictions for October where the best picture is concerned.
BEST MOTION PICTURE
Most Likely
The Curious Case of … (Paramount Pictures) - my personal fav
Frost/Nixon (Universal Pictures) - looks good, but I don't like R.Howard
Milk (Focus Features) - looks very good, looking forward to it.
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight) - very, very interested
Revolutionary Road (Paramount Pictures) - I've come around a little, still sounds boring
Runners Up
Changeling (Universal Pictures) - looking forward to seeing this
Australia (20th Century Fox) - I don't know, I love Baz, but hate Kidman
Doubt (Miramax Films) - Anyone need acting lessons, watch this! Fantastic Streep!
The Soloist (Dreamworks) - looks interesting, I don't like Foxx
The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.)- yeah, like this has chance, I don't think so.
Dark Horses
The Road (MGM) - I love Viggo!
The Reader (The Weinstein Co)- I like WWII pics, and I love Kate.
Che (Focus Features) - I don't know ...
Happy-Go-Lucky (Miramax)- I love the trailer, and Mike Leigh
The Wrestler (Fox Searchlight)- Yeah! A comeback.
Longshots
Wall*E (Disney)- I really loved this.
Body of Lies (Warner Bros.)- I don't know, looks more like a Tony Scott film.
Defiance (Paramount Vantage)- I like WWII films, but Zwick messes up the ending of his films
Gran Torino (Warner Bros.)- don't much about this, other than its Clint and that's good
Valkyrie (MGM)- I like WWII films, but I hate Tom!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Vicki Christina Barcelona

My advice...my most humble advice. You should wait for the DVD release and then only watch the scenes with Penelope Cruz. Woody writing about love is similar to me writing about ballet, we each have a passing interest but completely without any understanding. Love to him is beautiful to look at but he understands it as well as he understands .... . Cruz steals the movie and her scenes show just how pedestrian the rest of the movie is. Love is both the punch in the nose and the kiss on the cheek.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Stupid.....stupid...stupid...

Hollywood is stupid. No good films come from the inbred plagaristic parasites without imagination. Do we need a 20 years in the making sequel to Lost Boys? Do we need a remake of Sisters? Do we need them to mess up the lovely reading experience of Watchmen? I say NO! What we need is some art in Hollywood or at least some passion. What about integrity? I ask for too much. Frak. Does anyone remember when Hollywood was where art and commerce met? Me neither. I am not sure that art is ever let out of the closet. Art is locked away like the secret inbred child that can never show it's face. LONG LIVE ART... may we see it one day.



Friday, July 18, 2008

Act III of Dr. Horrible - Tomorrow

Have you checked out Joss Wheldon's new thing? "Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog" at www.drhorrible.com
It is harlious and the songs are quite catchy.
I can't wait to see if he makes it into the Evil League of Evil.
If you haven't seen it, you've got to check it out.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Protect your material or abandon it

Alan Moore is correct. Hollywood destroys all source material that it touches. We love your book. We would like to make a movie of it. Can we have the rights? Great. Now we are going to change the plot, the names, and the ending but keep the title. Hope you don't mind although we do own the rights. How often have you read a book and fell in love with it. The kind of book you return to every couple of years. The kind of book that you give to friends (or loan to friends...knowing full well that they won't return it). You hear that it is going to be a movie directed by X (any big name director of famous director) . You sigh with relief as there is no way that you beloved book will be frakked up for the big screen. You buy tickets opening day. You get there early and actually buy the over priced crud because your favorite book is going to become your favorite movie. The movie opens and immediately you sense something is wrong. Wait. No. No. All wrong. How can they change the sex of a character. Wait...... No...Stop it. The central theme is not about X but rather about Y. There are no guns in the book. Why is Sean Connery killing a vampire? Oh. You can hear all the love for your book is slowly leaking out your ears... No one will ever believe you that it was truly a great book... I mean what a frakking bad movie. How could that ever have been a great book? You leave the movie with hatred in your heart. How could the author allow this to happen? Okay he had no control over the movie...but he has a producer credit. He has been out there promoting the movie.....STUPID WHORE. What is next? "Catcher in the Rye" as a musical scored by Britney Spears? I can count on one hand the good adaptations and I refuse to count the bad ones... as I long gave up trying to count to infinity.

Authors! Once you sell you soul to the big screen then you should take your name off. The title should stand on it's own. This way if it sucks then you aren't to blame. Don't get caught in the greedy little Hollywood game. Better yet....don't sell your soul to the devil. Protect your work. Make them come up with their own stories..

...no offense offered to Sean Connery. WE LOVE CONNERY.